In an unexpected twist of geopolitical maneuvering, former President Donald Trump has sparked both serious discussions and satirical responses with his ambitious ideas of expanding U.S. territory. Trump has not only called for Canada to become the 51st U.S. state but also suggested taking over the Panama Canal and floated the notion of U.S. ownership of Gaza. His previous attempt to buy Greenland from Denmark was met with firm rejection, as the Danish government insists Greenland belongs to its people. Meanwhile, a satirical petition in Denmark has emerged with the goal of purchasing California from the United States.
The petition, which already boasts over 200,000 signatures, aims to gather 500,000 signatures and raise $1 trillion to make this improbable transaction a reality. With the slogan "Måke Califørnia Great ÆgainNew Denmark," the campaign humorously proposes bringing elements of Danish culture and governance to California.
"We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal healthcare and fact-based politics might apply." – The petition
Denmark's refusal to sell Greenland to Trump is underscored by Greenland's rich reserves of oil, gas, and other raw materials essential to green technology. As the climate crisis melts massive ice sheets and glaciers, these resources become increasingly accessible, enhancing Greenland's strategic importance.
In contrast, the Danish petition seeks to address the strained relations between Trump and California's Democratic governor, Gavin Newsom. Their tumultuous relationship includes Newsom directing $50 million to counteract Trump's deportation efforts and Trump threatening to condition federal disaster aid following the Los Angeles wildfires.
"Let’s be honest – Trump isn’t exactly California’s biggest fan. He’s called it ‘the most ruined state in the union’ and has feuded with its leaders for years. We’re pretty sure he’d be willing to part with it for the right price." – The petition
The Danish petition humorously suggests that California could benefit from a Scandinavian touch, adding more sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.
"More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates." – The petition