The Pentagon Pizza Report brings attention to bizarre trends in pizza consumption. These patterns became clear even before Israel started its last military campaign aimed at Iran. On Thursday, as part of the report’s release, there were major increases in late-night activity at U.S. military bases around the world. That increase provided a backdrop to several dramatic instances that transpired on that fateful night.
The Pentagon Pizza Report further shows that pizza orders around the Pentagon have more than doubled in recent years. This increase came only an hour before Iranian state television announced that loud explosions had been heard in Tehran. The report noted, “As of 6:59 pm ET nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity.” This uptick did not just suggest increased military preparedness and forthcoming operations launched in or around the area.
Even as food deliveries flourished, that report brought into focus a surreal tableau at a gay bar across the street from the Pentagon. That Thursday night, however, was strangely slow at the bar. This heavy loss of patrons indicates it was a packed evening at the Pentagon. It deepens fears of new military offensives to come.
Israel’s strike on Iran, carried out with remarkable secrecy, took place soon after these unusual trends became evident. The public was still none the wiser as to when the planned assault would take place. Until the moment that reports of explosions began blaring from Tehran. Approximately an hour before these developments, U.S. Ambassador in Jerusalem, Mike Huckabee, posted on X, stating that the U.S. embassy was “closely monitoring the situation” and would “remain here all night.” He even called on his followers to “Pray for the peace of Jerusalem!
Washington on Wednesday confirmed it would begin the evacuation of non-essential diplomats and their families from the Middle East. This action is indicative of officials’ growing expectation for increased unrest and unrest in the region.
Pizza delivery trackers WaPo found that pie demand is up significantly. It soon became apparent that something momentous was taking place at the adjacent military headquarters. Increased pizza deliveries and lowered traffic near popular hotspots indicated power plays were being made. This move came only days before Israel opened its firepower against Iran.
The Pentagon Pizza Report has since become an unexpected, yet oddly discerning source of intelligence. It framed these findings, suggesting that they are not just a happy coincidence. Its insights into local business activity make it an alternative, useful indicator for gauging military readiness and improving operational planning efforts.